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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
Inn with a restaurant, a quick walk to Ten Kate Markt

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Reception
The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom
Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)
Lobby
Lobby

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Bar
  • Parking available
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Housekeeping
The current price is NZ$120
includes taxes & fees
29 June - 30 June

Room options

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View all photos for Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 14 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(2 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 11 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 13 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 2 Single Beds

View all photos for Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 9 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Single Beds

View all photos for Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

8.8 out of 10
Excellent
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(2 reviews)

Highlights

Individually decorated
Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(6 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 7 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 20 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

7.4 out of 10
Good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs) | Exterior

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Single Beds

View all photos for Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With) | Interior detail

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 17 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional
(5 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed OR 2 Single Beds

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About the area

Map
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 2.4 km
  • Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 2.9 km

Getting around

  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Schiphol Airport (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk
  • ‪Hotel Not Hotel - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn near Vondelpark
Located close to Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam provides a terrace, a library and a bar. The on-site Thai cuisine restaurant, Kevin Bacon Bar, offers breakfast, lunch and dinner. Guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.
You'll also enjoy the following perks during your stay:
  • Buffet breakfast (surcharge), bike hire and self-parking (surcharge)
  • A 24-hour front desk, smoke-free property and multilingual staff
  • Luggage storage
  • Guest reviews say great things about the helpful staff
Room features
All guest rooms at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have amenities, such as free WiFi.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited on-site parking

Food and drink

  • Daily buffet breakfast available 8 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant

Restaurants on site

  • Kevin Bacon Bar

Things to do

  • Bicycle rentals
  • Library

Conveniences

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff

Outdoors

  • Terrace

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways (110 centimetre high)
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible public bathroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (120 centimetre high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

More

  • 2 floors
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer (on request)
  • Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in and check-out are available
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
Cots (infant beds) are not available

Payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 per cent will be charged

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for buffet breakfast: from approximately EUR 15 per person
  • Self-parking fee: EUR 35 per night

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system and window guards

We should mention

This property does not have any lifts

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.

Property is also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Frequently asked questions

Is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of 23 Jun 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on 29 Jun 2025 start from NZ$107.32, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Self-parking is available for EUR 35 per night. Limited spots are available.

What time is check-in at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: anytime.

What time is check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Checkout is at 11 AM.

Where is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam located?

Located in Amsterdam West, this inn is within a 15-minute walk of Ten Kate Markt, Foodhallen and Vondelpark. Van Gogh Museum and Rijksmuseum are also within 2 mi (3 km). Witte de Withstraat Stop is only a 3-minute walk and J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) is 5 minutes.

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 409 out of 947 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 290 out of 947 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 129 out of 947 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 40 out of 947 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 79 out of 947 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Corbin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people
Stayed 4 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Debra

Liked: Amenities
Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

kalan

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The staff was great. Tamara, Liv and Yasmina were nice. Mila could have been nicer.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chuyang

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
The staff is very friendly. It is only a few min walk to the tram.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Thomas

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Cute common areas, but the rooms are poor quality.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Alexandre

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Great place, great service!
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Madison

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
I loved the interior of this property! It was such a cool design and the room themes were awesome!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Amber

Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
It was not a great spot / the rooms smelled like cigarettes so badly we checked out the staff were very kind about it.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

michael

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Our stay was terrible. We stayed from June 7 to June 14. We booked the blue house downstairs for four people 1 double bed bed and 2 twin beds, when we open the door of our room, this is not what we expected, NO TV, NO air conditioning, they have 2 fan on the walls that it was more than a heather than a fan because the air was hot not cold and we told the person at the front desk, also NO table, NO microwave, 1 window with a curtain and the curtain had problem to close it, never again I will book at that hotel. We told the person at the front desk that this is not what we expected when we booked it online, really disappointed.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jeffrey

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Super nice staff, clean room, great location and easy accessibility to public transportation.
Stayed 6 nights in Dec 2024

2/10 Terrible

Chitiphat

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Everything was decent and the staff were super friendly and effective. The only bad thing which destroyed my whole experience was the soundproofing and location. The place sits right next to a pub or a casino of sort and that thing blasted music 11:00pm - 4:00am nonstop! And it vibrated my entire sleepingpod - you could imagine at this point that i got zero sleeping hour. Unless they do something about it - i find it hard to recommend city trip at this location
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Alihas

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It really was a unique experience. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. I would realy like to visit again one day.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Margaret

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
The staff was very helpful and professional
Stayed 10 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Mikhail

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
A really nice hotel for a very good price!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Sonja

The atmosphere was very inviting The staff attentive and super friendly!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

2/10 Terrible

Phoebe

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Our stay at this Amsterdam hotel was extremely disappointing. When we arrived, we were given the wrong room, and staff said there was “nothing they could do.” The room was inside reception—our windows (including one in the bathroom) looked directly into the lobby, with no privacy even with the blinds closed. We overheard another guest also complaining about a lack of privacy. Eventually, we were told we’d need to switch rooms multiple times during our stay—one night in the first room, two nights in another, then two more nights in a third. This was inconvenient, but we agreed to avoid staying in the first awful room. The check-out/check-in process was chaotic and slow, and the staff didn’t even know where the new room was. We were eventually put in the room we originally booked, but were told the door had to be stripped due to mould—hardly reassuring. The room was tiny, dirty, and in terrible condition. The sink leaked, the shower was broken and held up with a mouldy rubber band, and the lock on the door kept sticking. Worst of all, there were bedbugs, no shelves or storage, and one night a man was lingering near our room, which felt unsafe. We left after 2 nights (originally booked for 5), and reception didn’t ask why or seem to care. Only positive: decent location with tram access. Otherwise, this was one of the worst hotel experiences we’ve ever had.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Julia

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Such a fun place! Definitely will recommended to anyone I hear about heading over to Amsterdam!
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
A lovely and affordable stay close to the city!
Stayed 4 nights in Jan 2024

10/10 Excellent

barbara

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Staff was Lovely
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Duc-Huy

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Staff was very nice and the room we stayed at was neat.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2024

10/10 Excellent

Antonia

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The whole place was amazing, never stayed somewhere like that before was all round amazing
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2024

10/10 Excellent

alex

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Great staff very helpful, the bar was nice and food was spot on.
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2024

6/10 Okay

Kevin

Is a rather funky and novel place to stay, but don't expect 4-star service or facilities. Definitely a good deal for the price, though.
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024

2/10 Terrible

Timothy

Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
I wouldn’t recommend staying here. It seems ‘concept’ trumps basics you might expect in a hotel like a semi-decent mattress and pillows. The Poison Ivy room was en-suite and the shower was Ok, but the basin plug was broken. The hotel were unable to supply a 2nd pillow - their response was ‘we are full and we have no spares’. What kind of hotel doesn’t have spare pillows FFS? The mattress had lost all support along one edge and should have been thrown out. There were no windows, and the ventilation system wasn’t great. I would imagine summer would be hell here. Sound proofing from the rooms above was entirely non-existent. Bring ear plugs. The restaurant/bar was good, and staff friendly. About the only redeeming feature. We checked out a day early and moved to a different hotel for our last night (of three) in Amsterdam.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Frederic

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Original concept, clean amenities and nice staff. The hotel is located close to Tram 17 giving easy access to the centre of Amsterdam.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024