When you envision yourself spiriting away to a remote storybook tropical cottage with sweeping views in every direction; awakening to the wispy sounds of a windchime outside your bedroom window as the tradewinds blow over; getting into crisp linens and comfy beds (like you would find in any luxury hotel) at the end of a day of adventure; and blending up your own rum punches and painkillers right in your own high-end kitchen overlooking a perfect pool and outdoor living room set against the stunning backdrop of the Caribbean sea and Virgin Islands -- this is that place and more. It's pretty darn close to perfect. This cottage is on the far east side of the island (Check the March 2017 New York Times story about St. John, and read the section on the East End). It's away from the craziness of Cruz Bay, but close to the "famous" Skinny Legs and some wonderful snorkeling bays. It's also just around the corner from a floating bar, anchored in Hansen Bay (where we spotted a very large octopus, stingray and loads of tropical fish) and near a great hike up and down a mountain to Brown Bay (which we did with our 10 and 12 yo daughters and snorkel gear with relative ease). It's also near an eco-resort where the National Park Service holds a stargazing class every week (definitely recommend). While it is remote, it is also close enough to Cruz Bay and the North Shore beaches that it is not burdensome to go back and forth - in fact we loved the drive (did it 6 out of 7 days), every time spotting deer, donkeys, chickens, pigs, goats and cows along the way (not to mention the stops at amazing overlooks, food trucks and smoothie bars). Recommend renting a Jeep. No A/C in the cottage, but with the breezes, you don't need it (and I'm hot-natured). The second and third bedrooms (each with a twin) feel like little treehouses, and our daughters loved them. They are "spokes" off of the master - the perfect set up for our family of 4. Someone could also fit on the daybed downstairs for sure. We loved the indoor/outdoor shower. If you want the luxury of Caneel Bay (where I have stayed once before), but with ultimate privacy and your own kitchen, laundry, etc. - check this place out. I travel internationally as a part of my job, and have stayed in lots of places. This cottage is in my top 5 most enchanting "homes away from home." Whomever designed this place must be stylish, classy, fun-loving and throw fabulous parties...the house reflects that in spades. Enjoy!