"The Citrus Hotel is tired. It's seen better days (presumably when it was the Tax Office) and isn't really in great shape. The corridors have a peculiar odour. The lift doors refuse to shut. The bed was like a marshmallow.
On a positive note the receptionist helped us even though he'd clocked off, but that was only necessary because his replacement had gone AWOL.
Cheap enough, but really. Tell yourself that you deserve better. I won't be returning."