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Reviews of Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres!

Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres!
Boerne, TX

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Cleanliness

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10/10 Excellent

Tiffany G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Spring break
We had an amazing time visiting this property and spending time together walking the grounds. Perfect for large families! Our kids were never bored and never even asked for tvs or devices! Family that runs the ranch is the sweetest. They are extremely welcoming and helpful. We will definitely visit again in the future.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Jefferson S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Family vacation
Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Melissa was quick to respond to any questions/concerns we had.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

Marie S.

Liked: Cleanliness
July Poco Loco Ranch
This was one of the best vacation rentals we've ever been to. The pool was amazing and so was the huge game room. Hosts were extremely helpful and there was a lovely welcome basket to greet us upon arrival. Highly recommend Poco Loco for a family vacation. There was something for everyone. The only bummer was that the river was too low to tube, but Charles let us know before we arrived so we knew what to expect. It was still great to walk down to the river and skip rocks and it was teeming with birds and toads and little fish. And as a delightful bonus, there was a wee baby cow that we passed on our hike.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

K Meghan M.

Delightful family stay
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay - our family of 5 plus my parents - at the Poco Loci Ranch. Charles was a great host and there is plenty to do and enjoy on the property. Property has tubes to enjoy the Guadalupe River, a grill by the pool, firewood for an evening campfire and s’mores, and plenty of beds and towels. Highly recommend for a family get together!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Christmas at the Poco Loco
We had a great time despite the freezing temperatures creating some challenges for us and the Hosts. They were great and very responsive. Even without being able to enjoy the water this place is a wonderful place to enjoy with the whole family!
Stayed 4 nights in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

Audra P.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great stay
Our family loved our time there!! It was in a great location for day trips to Fredericksburg and San Antonio. We loved the game room and exploring the property.
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Steve H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Houston 2022
The place was perfect. It had a blend of a historical rustic feel with all the modern convivences. The property is absolutely beautiful and the long ride to the river was so scenic. We saw awesome wildlife and enjoyed every minute ! If we had to change anything it would be to have stayed longer !
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Melissa P.

Liked: Cleanliness
We loved everything about our stay.
We so enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco. The pool was amazing and we were so thankful for it on the hot Texas afternoons. We also used the game room daily and had a family tournament on our last day. The property is beautiful and loved walking to the river in the mornings. This was a wonderful location for our family of 11 to enjoy a quiet, relaxing vacation. Thank you to Melinda for being so available.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2022

8/10 Good

Bryan M.

Poco Loco is fun
Drought made it tough for the property.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Brendan F.

Liked: Cleanliness
Absolutely perfect.
Stayed with a 10-person group of guys to celebrate my bachelor party. Location is perfect, just outside of town. There is something for everyone between the pool, river, game room, and property. Melinda is a great host, and we communicated several times prior to our arrival. I would stay there again without question.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Janet R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Peace in the Hill Country
This was the most peaceful vacation we have had. It is away from all the hassle of the city. No noise except for the wind blowing and the cattle mooing. It is close enough to Boerne to do any shopping you need to do. The kitchen was well stocked with all the cooking utensils we needed plus ingredients for s'mores! The house is not modern but it is very cozy and comfortable. We loved the pool and spent every evening there watching the stars come out. The river level was low but that was perfect for the little boys in our family. Melinda and her husband were very gracious and took our family on a hayrack ride around the property.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2022
Response from VrboOwner on 21 Sept 2023
Great group! So glad you celebrated your Anniversary at the Poco Loco Ranch and that you enjoyed your stay. Thank you so very much for leaving our place so very clean. We were happy to offer a free Hayride - the kids seemed to especially enjoy the experience! Melinda and Brian

10/10 Excellent

Brian H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Fantastic fun for friends and family
We just finished our 4 nights and it was even better than we could have ever imagined. Melinda was a wonderful host and met us at the ranch at check in to give us a tour and help with any and all the information we needed to make our stay care free.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022
Response from VrboOwner on 21 Sept 2023
Great group who seemed to have a blast! So glad they could join us and enjoy the Poco Loco Ranch. Hope to see them back!

10/10 Excellent

Genevieve S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Just perfect
We had such a wonderful family vacation at PocoLoco. The property had something for everyone in our group. The pool area and hot tub (which the hostess went out of her way to fix when it malfunctioned during our stay) we’re so fun even in the chilly springtime weather. There was beautiful land to run, explore and hike on. The kitchen was well organized and stocked. And the game room was perfect spot for our family to spend evenings laughing and joking around. What is more, the hosts made us feel at home by giving us a full property tour, accommodating all our needs, and by providing answers to every question. They are very kind and friendly folks! We collected some beautiful family memories to take home with us along with the wild turkey feathers we came across on the property. We would absolutely visit Poco Loco again. It is a very special spot.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2022

10/10 Excellent

jennifer W.

Liked: Cleanliness
Amazing Family Reunion
We had a great time - the property is AMAZING - floated the river and LOVED the pool!! We will be back! Melinda was great to work with -
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2021
Response from VrboOwner on 21 Sept 2023
We are always thrilled when guests let us know they have had a great time at the ranch! Thanks for choosing the Poco Loco Ranch!

10/10 Excellent

Judy W.

Liked: Cleanliness
We Shall Return
Let me say first of all, if you’re looking for an updated property, this is not your place. It is rustic, comfortable and well equipped. The owners are gracious to share their family ranch which has been theirs for over 50 years. The main ranch house is real Texas Hill Country, and has been expanded from the original 2 room dog-trot house which may be 100 years old. The pool, the pool house, the enormous game room, and all the patios are a big plus. The land, the river and wildlife are all beautiful; and we watched great sunsets on the hill looking across the Guadalupe valley. The owners are gracious, friendly, and eager to help.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

roseanne r.

Liked: Cleanliness
Amazing pool side Scenery!’
The Poco Loco Ranch is such a special place to stay to make wonderful memories with family or friends. Right from the start Melinda and Brian treated us like family. They were warm and extremely helpful in every aspect! We couldn’t get our grandkids out of the pool but we didn’t mind as the peaceful land that surrounds it is breathtaking! Also thank you again Brian for treated our grandkids to such a fun hayride! The main house is warmly decorated and so comfy. There’s also a guest house poolside and a huge game room. We also enjoyed making s’mores by the fire pit one evening! It was sad to leave the Poco Loco Ranch but we are counting our days till we return! Thank you again Melinda and Brian for sharing your wonderful family Ranch house with our family!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Dennis B.

Liked: Cleanliness
What a amazing ranch!!!
Would recommend to to anyone who needs room Great family place!!!
Stayed 8 nights in Mar 2021

10/10 Excellent

steve h.

Liked: Cleanliness
Hill Country Retreat
Stunning property in Texas Hill Country. Many different opportunities for play and adventure indoor and out. Private river access and pool provided endless entertainment during peak Texas Summer heat. Game room popular as well with all ages and handy during brief rain and late evening fun. Hosted 10 with room to spare. Close to Boerne for shopping, food if for some reason you would want to leave the property. Cave without a name a national treasure.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2020

10/10 Excellent

Dan S., Austin, Texas

Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful Ranch Vacation
Lots to love about this property. The game room was a huge hit. The separate guest house was great. Well groomed yard. Tubing down the river. And, of course, the stars! :)
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2020

10/10 Excellent

roberta s.

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect place to get away from it all!
We enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco ranch. I loved cooking for the family in the big kitchen and the kids ( and adults) loved the pool and game room! The property is beautiful and so much wildlife! We even spotted a great horned owl on the ground hunting! Armadillos and deer abound. All in all a great time was had by all! Comfortable beds and well stocked kitchen. Great for groups.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2020

10/10 Excellent

christina b., Houston, TX

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful place
Beautiful ranch right on the river. Great pool and game room. Perfect for family getaway!
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2020

10/10 Excellent

Matt K., Houston, TX

Liked: Cleanliness
Great Weekend Get-a-way
We loved our stay at the Poco Loco. Upon arrival, Melinda showed us around the entire property and house, as well as how to get to the two river access points. We loved the river, pool, and game room. Everything was built to entertain, relax, and spend time with friends and family. Melinda and Charles helped provide directions on how to float the river, as well as recommendations on great near by golf courses. We’ll definitely be back!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2020

10/10 Excellent

Bart T.

Liked: Cleanliness
Memorial Weekend
Beautiful property and a nice place to stay
Stayed 3 nights in May 2020

10/10 Excellent

Michelle K., Texas

Liked: Cleanliness
Awesome Place!!!
The Poco Loco Ranch was a perfect get-a-way for our family to enjoy quality time together. There is plenty of space. It is set up for gatherings, eating, lounging by the pool and a game room full of fun to top it off. All ages can find something to do. The pool is exquisite with an astounding view of the hill country. The beds were SUPER comfortable and the towels were super soft. The fact that they are pet friendly made all the difference. It is a perfect place for dogs. They had as much fun as we did. Although it is not right on the river, the drive thru the ranch to get there is beautiful. Tubing down the river was a very relaxing float in a pristine area of the Guadalupe River with lots of privacy and no crazy crowds. Melinda met us when we arrived and told us some of the wonderful stories about her family and their historical ranch. By the end of the tour, she made us feel like part of the family. She is truly a wonderful person to work with! None of us wanted to leave. It was truly fabulous!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2019

10/10 Excellent

Sandra P.

Wedding Weekend
Pictures online do NOT do this place justice. This isn't just a house, it's a fabulous property to enjoy. This was wedding party headquarters with our venue just down the road at Oaks at Boerne. Melinda and family were very accommodating and helped us feel very comfortable preparing for our magical events. Plenty to entertain the guys while the girls prepped. Between the game room, path to the river, hot tub, open grassy area it was just a perfect place. To the Biggs Family, THANK YOU from the bottom of our hearts!!!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2018

10/10 Excellent

Katherine B.

Best Bachelorette Weekend!
The hardy family went above and beyond to provide the perfect spot for my bachelorette weekend! We spent majority of the day laying out by the pool. The Poco Loco Ranch is the perfect proximity from downtown Boerne to shop and dine! It will forever be a memorable weekend and I defiantly want to go back soon!
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2018

10/10 Excellent

Beth M., Saint Francisville, LA

Poco Loco Ranch exceeded our expectations for a serene ranch location with a beautiful pool!
Perfect location for hiking and wildlife observation. While we didn’t use the game room or board games in the house; they’re plentiful and would greatly help entertain lots of different age family members. The location outside of Boerne worked well for our needs to visit friends in Boerne and go to San Antonio for work. While we didn’t swim or tube the river; it appears a perfect launch spot for tubing. The water was very still during our stay & likely a result of extreme heat ... over 100 degrees. We really enjoyed seeing the wildlife and exploring the property. The ranch house has lots of rustic charm. Due to it’s historic history some rooms have supplemental window air conditioners which was helpful in the summer heat. The owners were very responsive to our questions and needs. While we had a small group; the facility could accommodate many more & be a perfect location for a family reunion. Our Labs were preapproved and we greatly appreciated the ability to bring them along.
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2018

10/10 Excellent

seth r.

Fabulous pool and game room.
Loved everything about Poco Loco. Pool, Guadalupe River, hay ride, cave, cool breezes at night in the middle of the hot summer. Caretaker Eli prepared a wonderful meal for our large group. Hosts/owners Melinda and Charles were delightful. Super friendly and helpful. I’d recommend Poco Loco to any large group.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2018

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

PERFECT PLACE
Poco Loco Ranch is the perfect place to get together and be away from it all. Beautiful and quiet. Great swimming pool and game room. Great also that you can cook your own meals there or go into town to eat. We always look forward to going there every year.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2018

10/10 Excellent

Garth L.

Such a great place For a relaxing weekend with friends
Pool and hot tub are amazing. The place has great character. The tubing down the river was amazing. I would go back tomorrow if I could.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2018

10/10 Excellent

robert r.

60th Birthday weekend
We had a wonderful weekend. We felt like we were able to take advantage of everything except floating the river. It was never quite warm enough to get into the tubes. Otherwise the property was beautiful, Melinda was very helpful with any questions we had, and all 14 of us had an outstanding weekend. We hiked, mountain biked, smoked briskets and ribs, lounged at the pool, saw tons of wildlife and game, took advantage of the game room and had a great celebration. It is a magnificent piece of the hill country that we were glad we were allowed to experience.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2018

10/10 Excellent

Mario G.

Beautiful place in the Hill country
Highly recommend
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2018

10/10 Excellent

Jerry F.

Fun for the entire family!!
We’ve been to this property before and really enjoyed it. Will come back again and again.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2017
Response from VrboOwner on 21 Sept 2023
So glad you had fun. Thanks for sharing your experience and enjoying our Family Ranch again. We are upgrading our Hayride and hope to offer Nighttime Wildlife Hayrides the next time you visit! Charles & the Family

10/10 Excellent

Pamela M.

Poco Loco Love
We recently stayed at the Poco Loco Ranch for the 3rd or 4th time in the last 5 years. It is always a pleasure. Our family loves the get-togethers at this venue. We will continue to build memories on these memorable occasions at Poco Loco!!
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2017

10/10 Excellent

Holli T.

Beautiful retreat at a family ranch on the river
The Poco Loco Ranch was the perfect relaxed setting on the Guadalupe River for our family get together! Many thanks to Melinda, Charles, and Karen for helping us make our family getaway so very special. We will always cherish the memories we created here with our 5 kids and 3 grandchildren. Once you pull into the ranch (it has an interesting historical marker), you can't help but notice the beautiful oak trees and spacious grounds around the ranch house. The main house had lots of seating for everyone to spread out and the kitchen was well equipped to feed our large family. Everyone liked their rooms and the amenities and rustic ranch decor made it feel very homey. We loved sitting outside on the large covered terrace for our meals, enjoying the breeze, and looking out at all the oak trees and watching the wildlife. The bunk house was another great place for our kids to stay on the property and it was so convenient to have that second kitchen! The kids especially loved being next to the beautiful pool. Our kids also had a good time watching the wildlife, exploring the grounds, swimming in the pool and relaxing in the hot tub. We enjoyed walking the beautiful trails to the Guadalupe River where the kids could play, swim, and tube in the river. The ranch was a perfect place for the kids to run around and relax in the rockers on the back porch. Such a perfect place to play games in the yard and when it got hot we enjoyed all the different games to play in the game room. We highly recommend staying at this beautiful property and we would love to come back to the ranch again sometime for another family get together!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2017

10/10 Excellent

Jerry F.

Great place for the entire family!
Our family of 14 spent the post Thanksgiving weekend at Poco Loco Ranch. Everyone had a great time. The group enjoyed the main house, play room (separate from the main house), walking to the river, volleyball, football, or just sitting on the back porch, while we BBQ'd. At night we enjoyed sitting around the fire-pit telling stories and laughing our hearts out. Loved this place!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2016