Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres!

Enjoy the picturesque Poco Loco Ranch. This 250-acre private ranch is nestled in the Texas Hill County on the Guadalupe River. Situated just 10 minutes from Boerne, the Ranch is the perfect place to escape from the hustle and bustle of daily life!

Long meandering banks of the shaded Guadalupe River will entice you to swim, tube, splash, fish, or just enjoy the quiet solitude. For a longer jaunt, float downstream on an inner tube – the public bridge is about an hour away. Hiking, bird watching, and diverse wildlife will renew your spirits. Best of all, at the end of the day lie beneath the vast skies and watch nightly shooting stars while swimming in our large new pool and enjoying our hot tub!

The Poco Loco Ranch has a rustic main house, a guest house and a fantastic separate game room.

The Main House
• Spacious Living Room (2-Fold-Out Sofas, Large Flat Screen TV, and 2 Dining Tables)
• Fully Equipped Kitchen
• 3 Comfortable Bedrooms, (2 with King Size Beds, 1 with Two Twin Size Beds) and side bunk bed that sleeps 2
• 3 ½ Baths
• Front Patio (Covered Seating Area, BBQ Grill + Smoker)

The Guest House
• Large Bedroom (Sofa Area, 2 Queen Beds)
• Full Bathroom
• Kitchenette
• Dinette

The Game Room
• Antique Pool Table
• 22’ Championship Shuffleboard Table
• Pac Man Video Game
• Ping Pong Table
• Air Hockey
• Foosball Table
• Sitting Area with 2 Sofas

All three structures have fireplaces and a second patio is centrally located between the ranch houses. All are connected by a cement walkway.

This listing included the exclusive use of all 3 structures, our pool, 250 acres of land, and a quarter-mile frontage along the Guadalupe River (only a seldom seen caretaker lives on site.)

Onsite activities include Hayrides, BBQ cookout, bonfire, volleyball, and more.

The Poco Loco Ranch’s prime location provides easy access to multiple attractions and places of interest:
• Charming Antique Shops & Cafes of Boerne (10 mins)
• The Cave Without a Name (5 mins)
• Fiesta Texas (20 mins)
• Sea world and the famed Riverwalk of San Antonio (30 mins)
• The World War II Nimitz Museum and the Wineries and Craft Shops of Fredericksburg (35 mins away)

Great lodging for area weddings - Minutes from Serengeti Resort, Marquardt Ranch, Paniolo Ranch, Boerne, Bergheim, and Sisterdale.

Please note that to avoid warming our pool water, our spa heater will be turned off during the summer months.

***SPECIAL OFFER***
FREE Wildlife Hayride with 4-night rental! See Axis and Whitetail deer, armadillos, turkey, and much more. Both daytime and evening hayrides (with spotlights) will make for a wonderful time!!!***

Contact us so we can begin arranging your perfect vacation!

*** Please note that the Guadalupe River fluctuates in depth. After a heavy flood rain, you can enjoy our pool and game room. In times of little rain, we do have deeper sections beside our ranch where guests can float and relax. The river is a 10 minute walk from the main house area ***

Ask about RV capability. EV Charging available! (and ask about our Hunting packages)

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