This place was super disappointing. We booked it for 3 nights, and left after one. Honestly we would have left sooner if there had been internet to book something elsewhere. (The internet does not work at seafari. They only have it set up in the "bar" area, where is doesn't work anyway). When we finally got them to load a new sim card into their system, we had internet for just long enough to book a different hotel and leave. Just to be clear, we are not complainers and have NEVER left a hotel before. I understand that the Philippines have very different standards than the US and other countries, but they also have lower costs overall- making this place outrageously expensive for what it is.
Why was it terrible?
1. No internet
2. Extremely overpriced overall
3. Horrible rooms/ bathrooms (the photos are not accurate at all)
4. Everything is old and worn and in bad shape.
5. Stairs, stairs, and more stairs. My boyfriend and I are athletic and in shape people, but this place is literally exhausting. It is a labyrinth of stairs everywhere you turn. You have to sign a waver just to enter, as they zip line your bags down the cliff, while you proceed down approximately 1000+ stairs to the hotel. (I won't say 'resort' as I think it could be classified more easily alongside a Motel6)
Positives:
1. The staff was nice enough, and we honestly just felt bad for them as they carried our bags back up the 1000 stairs (no zipline up)
2. I laughed really hard when I saw the room.