This was one of the worst stays in recent memory.
We should be staying in really nice hotel for the amount of money we paid.
First, who thought it would be a good idea to have a motion activated Werewolf in the lobby? I stood in line for 10 minutes to get my room, and every 5 seconds that thing was blaringly loudly in my ear.
Our room was in horrendous condition. I doubt the A/C even worked although it ran the entire time, because we put money on the table overnight as a test, and it was damp in the morning. The whole room was damp.
The bathroom was horrendous. There was actually #2 splattered ON TOP of the toilet seat. Not under, not in the bowl, ON TOP. I cleaned it up before my wife saw, because I knew she would make me drive somewhere else, and I was dead tired when we arrived.
The bolts were actually sticking out of the shower handle. The ceiling had fallen into the bathtub. The stopper was broken off of the tub and just set over the opening.
There were black "things" in our bed when we pulled the covers back.
The final straw was my wife waking me up at 3 AM after she turned her blanket over to find "white stuff" splattered all over it. There's no way our room was cleaned.
We packed our things and left town early, losing out on what we paid for our room, ruining our trip. I shouldn't have to wake up to a crying wife who is deathly afraid she contracted something from someone's bodily fluids in our room.
There was food on the floor in the hallways.