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In two weeks
30 Oct - 1 Nov
In two months
11 Dec - 13 Dec
In three months
8 Jan - 10 Jan
In four months
5 Feb - 7 Feb

Our top choices for Dildo holiday homes

A gravel area with two green planters and a green chair.

1. Pretty’s Oasis

Pretty’s Oasis
Dildo
The price is NZ$286
includes taxes & fees
19 Oct - 20 Oct
Pretty’s Oasis
A dining area with a wooden table, chairs, a tray with food, and a blue folder.

2. Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery

Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery
New Harbour
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (15 reviews)
"Great size and location with good facilities, clean and comfortable beds"
United Kingdom
Sally
The price is NZ$310
includes taxes & fees
1 Nov - 2 Nov
Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery
A two-story house with a front porch, a small staircase, and a garage.

3. Relax and unwind at this unique and tranquil getaway

Relax and unwind at this unique and tranquil getaway
Whitbourne
8.0 out of 10, Very good, (3 reviews)
"Clean. Well equipped. Appreciated extra touches. Host had good communication. Outside looked different than posted sowe had a little trouble finding it."
United States
Sharon C.
The price is NZ$345
includes taxes & fees
19 Oct - 20 Oct
Relax and unwind at this unique and tranquil getaway
A cozy room with large windows offering a view of the ocean during sunset. There are two chairs and a small table with a lamp.

4. Oceanfront Family Retreat | Hot Tub | sleeps 8| close to Dildo| Sunsets | whales

Oceanfront Family Retreat | Hot Tub | sleeps 8| close to Dildo| Sunsets | whales
Cavendish
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (11 reviews)
"Host was very quick to respond and provided details in advance. Great to work with for our vacation. Beautiful property. "
United States
ann m.
The price is NZ$876
includes taxes & fees
17 Nov - 18 Nov
Oceanfront Family Retreat | Hot Tub | sleeps 8| close to Dildo| Sunsets | whales
A wooden deck with a hot tub, seating area, and string lights.

5. Luxury Retreat/Hot Tub/Private/Walk to Distillery & Ocean

Luxury Retreat/Hot Tub/Private/Walk to Distillery & Ocean
South River
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (5 reviews)
"We loved this little house and if we need to stay somewhere again it would be here. It was beautiful, very clean perfect for what we needed."
Canada
june
The price is NZ$676
includes taxes & fees
19 Oct - 20 Oct
Luxury Retreat/Hot Tub/Private/Walk to Distillery & Ocean
A modern kitchen with white cabinetry, stainless steel appliances, and wooden bar stools.

6. Ocean Front 3Bdrm Saltbox 'SeaForever' w/Hot Tub

Ocean Front 3Bdrm Saltbox 'SeaForever' w/Hot Tub
Port de Grave
9.8 out of 10, Exceptional, (20 reviews)
"Wonderful stay. Gordan was great to deal with as the host of the property. All guests loved the house and raved about the view"
Canada
Alex F.
The price is NZ$599
includes taxes & fees
21 Oct - 22 Oct
Ocean Front 3Bdrm Saltbox 'SeaForever' w/Hot Tub
A cozy room with a sloped ceiling, large windows offering a view of a lake, a white sofa, and a small white shelf.

7. Family-Friendly Oceanfront Home, Home of the Cupids Iceberg!

Family-Friendly Oceanfront Home, Home of the Cupids Iceberg!
Cupids
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (25 reviews)
"Lovely home overlooking the water. We saw minke whales frolicking in the cove from the second floor great room window. There is an amazing walking trail a short walk from the house that offers beautiful, unspoiled views. The host was very responsive and the rooms were clean."
United States
Amy
The price is NZ$532
includes taxes & fees
20 Oct - 21 Oct
Family-Friendly Oceanfront Home, Home of the Cupids Iceberg!
Lowest nightly price found within the past 24 hours based on a 1 night stay for 2 adults. Prices and availability subject to change. Additional terms may apply.
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Top Dildo Hotel Reviews

George House Heritage B&B

George House Heritage B&B

8/10 Good
"Great place to stay with a great view. The innkeeper was very personable and made a great light breakfast. Comfortable bed and cozy room. The house had great charm! I would highly recommend!"
Olivia 1-night trip
Posted 3 hours ago
George House Heritage B&B

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Dildo Holiday Homes information

Number of reviews
74
Accommodation
40 Holiday Homes
Lowest Price
NZ$286
Highest Price
NZ$876