Dildo Travel Guide

Tourist Guide

A coastal village with colorful houses, a dock with boats, and a lighthouse.
A red house by a calm lake with a boat docked in front.
A large iceberg in a blue ocean with houses and trees in the foreground.
A harbor with boats docked, a hill with houses, and a sign reading 'OIL'.
A rocky shoreline with calm water and distant mountains under a clear sky.
Inn By The Bay

Inn By The Bay

4.5 out of 5
78 Front Road Dildo NL
The price is NZ$214 per night from 8 July to 9 July
NZ$214
8 July - 9 July
includes taxes & fees
Stay at this luxury guesthouse in Dildo. Enjoy free breakfast, free Wi-Fi and free parking. Our guests praise the breakfast and the helpful staff in their reviews. ...
9.6/10 Exceptional! (392 reviews)
"Very comfy/cozy cutie little inn. Making everyone feel welcomed, just wished we could have stayed longer."

Reviewed on 1 July 2026

Inn By The Bay
George House Heritage B&B

George House Heritage B&B

5 out of 5
80 Front Road Dildo NL
The price is NZ$241 per night from 8 July to 9 July
NZ$241
8 July - 9 July
includes taxes & fees
Stay at this luxury B&B in Dildo. Enjoy free Wi-Fi, free parking and daily housekeeping. Our guests praise the breakfast in their reviews. Popular attractions ...
9.8/10 Exceptional! (313 reviews)
"Fabulous host, unique place to stay."

Reviewed on 28 June 2026

George House Heritage B&B
The Bird House- 3 bed unique home with Hot tub

The Bird House- 3 bed unique home with Hot tub

Dildo NL
Stay at this holiday home in Dildo. Enjoy daily housekeeping, patios and air conditioning. Popular attractions Dildo Harbour and Bill Pretty Memorial Playground ...
10/10 Exceptional! (6 reviews)
"Great few days in a great location! We loved it!"

Reviewed on 21 Aug 2025

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The Bird House- 3 bed unique home with Hot tub
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Lowest nightly price found within the past 24 hours based on a 1 night stay for 2 adults. Prices and availability subject to change. Additional terms may apply.
The Bird House- 3 bed unique home with Hot tub

The Bird House- 3 bed unique home with Hot tub

Dildo NL
Stay at this holiday home in Dildo. Enjoy daily housekeeping, patios and air conditioning. Popular attractions Dildo Harbour and Bill Pretty Memorial Playground ...
10/10 Exceptional! (6 reviews)
"Great few days in a great location! We loved it!"

Reviewed on 21 Aug 2025

The Bird House- 3 bed unique home with Hot tub
Modern Home Steps from Brewery with Ocean View

Modern Home Steps from Brewery with Ocean View

Dildo NL
Stay at this holiday home in Dildo. Enjoy free Wi-Fi, laundry facilities and an in-room coffee maker. Popular attractions Dildo Harbour and Bill Pretty Memorial ...
9/10 Wonderful! (2 reviews)
"A lovely cottage which was well equipped. Super view from all rooms."

Reviewed on 6 Nov 2025

Modern Home Steps from Brewery with Ocean View
Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery

Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery

New Harbour NL
Stay at this holiday home in New Harbour. Enjoy a garden, laundry facilities and patios. Popular attractions Saltwater Pond and Squinch Pond are located ...
10/10 Exceptional! (1 review)
"Property is awesome Grest place for stay in this area"

Reviewed on 7 June 2026

Family-sized home, 3 minute drive to Dildo Brewery
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Lowest nightly price found within the past 24 hours based on a 1 night stay for 2 adults. Prices and availability subject to change. Additional terms may apply.

Stay near popular Dildo attractions

Dildo Harbour

9.4/10 (125 reviews)
Explore the waterfront in Dildo with a trip to Dildo Harbour. You can enjoy the restaurants while in the area.
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