Granny’s Cleveland Time Capsule
Your Comforts & Amenities
Sleeping Quarters
• Master Suite: King CoolGel mattress in a moody, jewel-toned feminine boudoir
• Second Bedroom: Queen Euro Top Hybrid bed with boho and textural design
• Kids’ Jungle Room: Twin daybed + trundle with playful animal décor, toys and books
Bathing Bliss
• Upstairs: Spa-worthy skirted iron tub with hand shower + rainfall showerhead
• Basement: Oversized walk-in shower
Entertainment
• 50" 4K Roku Smart TV with YouTube TV streaming
• Board games, puzzles & coloring supplies
• Lots of local and Ohio reading materials for history-buffs
Workspace Ready
Dedicated office area in the open flex room equipped with work essentials:
• Office chairs
• Dual monitors on stands with connection cords
• Full-sized keyboard and mouse
• Multi-input docking station to connect everything
• Writing and note taking supplies
• 500 Mbps fiber WiFi to work quickly
Vintage Kitchen
• Fully equipped with modern appliances
• Stocked with all the essentials
• Coffee/tea station for all preferences
Added Comforts
• Central A/C & heat
• Noise machines + blackout curtains in all bedrooms
• Laundry with free & clear detergent
Prime Euclid Location
• 2 blocks to Cleveland Clinic Euclid Hospital
• 3 Lake Erie beaches within 2.5 miles
• 15 miles to downtown Cleveland
• Walk or drive to E. 185th St. bars and restaurants
Charming Details:
• Beautiful original home details
• Nostalgic Granny-inspired design
• Peaceful backyard with frequent deer visitors
• The only thing missing is Granny's famous meatloaf - but I left you coffee, tea and a guestbook full of local recommendations instead.
Guests have access to the entire home and yard, except these areas:
• the locked garage
• the locked owner’s closet in the basement
• the locked unfinished third floor
• the locked second story patio
Item of note for groups with limited mobility guests: all bedrooms are located on the second floor. Each of the two bathrooms are accessible by stairs only as well, one on the second floor and the other in the basement.
Granny’s place is family-friendly but not baby-proofed! Guests with young children should take necessary precautions to ensure their safety during their stay.
Like many Grannies out there, this Granny's place has its quirks! Please read and review to make sure none of these are deal breakers for you so that you have the most pleasant stay possible for your trip!
· Only one outlet per bedroom.
○ All bedrooms and areas lacking outlets have power towers. All the bedroom power towers have wireless charging capabilities. All power towers have both USB outlets (B and C) and traditional outlets.
· Only one usable outlet in kitchen.
○ A banquette table with a power strip is available in the eating nook. Any corded kitchen appliance can be used here.
· Original antique single-pane windows.
○ Blackout curtains, alarm clock noise machines and ear plugs are provided.
· Humidity levels rise when windows and doors are open.
○ Keep windows and doors shut as much as possible. Being so close to the lake, humidity does find its way in and make surfaces slick. Use extreme caution as all stairs and floors are slippery when wet.
House Rules:
To ensure everyone's safety and comfort while respecting guest privacy, please review these guidelines carefully. By booking, you agree to these terms designed for everyone's comfort and safety.
Privacy & Security
Your privacy matters to me. I use:
✓ Exterior cameras (24/7 video-only recording) covering:
• Front porch (entryway only)
• Driveway (parking area)
• Backyard perimeter
✓ Hallway decibel monitor (measures noise levels only)
These exist solely for:
• Guest safety verification
• Property protection
• Insurance compliance
Zero Tolerance Policies
× Parties/events ($1,000 fine + immediate cancellation without refund)
× Unregistered guests ($100/night per person)
× Pets ($500/night fee per animal)
× Indoor smoking of any kind ($500 deep cleaning fee)
× Device tampering ($250 fee + possible cancellation)
× No illegal drugs, substances or activity (immediate cancellation without refund)
Quiet Enjoyment
• Observe 11pm-9am quiet hours
• $500 fine for excessive noise violations
Not Permitted
• No firearms/weapons
• No open flames (candles, incense, fireworks)
• No glitter/confetti ($500 cleaning fee)
• No mail or packages
Outdoor Only Smoking
✓ Permitted 15+ feet from home
✓ $150 cleanup fee for improper disposal
Checkout Protocol
• 11am checkout sharp – $150/hr late fee after 11:30am
• Leave the home in reasonable condition (deep cleaning fee $500 may apply)
• Please report any damages promptly so I can address them right away
Administrative
• Primary guest must complete:
✓ ID verification
✓ Signed rental agreement
• Local guests (within 20 miles) require pre-approval
• Extended stays (14+ days) require bi-weekly cleaning at guest’s expense
• No refunds for internet/power outages
Why These Rules?
They allow me to:
✓ Keep insurance valid
✓ Protect Granny’s place
✓ Be fair to all guests
✓ Maintain good neighbor relations
Most Important Rule:
Enjoy this special home responsibly! I enforce these rules consistently to protect both guests and Granny’s place. Now go make some great memories (the legal, glitter-free kind).
By booking, you agree to these terms.
All fees represent minimum charges - additional costs may apply for significant damages
