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Rude Bastards Tour of Paris

By Rude Bastards Tour Berlin
Free cancellation available
Price is NZ$6 per adult
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Overview

Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.

History isn’t just dates and facts—it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence.

tarting from the historic area of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral, crossing he romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité, one of Paris's two natural islands. We will end the tour by walking up to the Louvre Museum and through its yard.

Activity location

  • Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris
    • 6 Parvis Notre-Dame, Place Jean-Paul II
    • 75004, Paris, France

Meeting/Redemption Point

  • 1 Pl. Saint-Michel
    • 1 Place Saint-Michel
    • 75005, Paris, Île-de-France, France

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Rude Bastards Tour of Paris
  • Activity duration is 2 hours2h
    2h
  • English
Language options: English
Starting time: 11:00 am
Price details
NZ$6.09 x 1 AdultNZ$6.09

Total
Price is NZ$6.09

What's included, what's not

  • What's includedWhat's included
    A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey

Know before you book

  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transport options are available nearby
  • Not recommended for travellers with spinal injuries
  • Not recommended for pregnant travellers
  • Not recommended for travellers with poor cardiovascular health
  • Travellers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

Activity itinerary

Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris
  • 30m
We will see the cathedral and its surroundings. Irony of its repair funding happening after the fire
Equestrian Statue of Henri IV
  • 45m
Honours beloved French king on Paris’s most historic bridge. Oldest bridge after 418 years, still holding it together.
Pyramide du Louvre (Pass by)
We will walk around this landmark
Conciergerie
  • 30m
We will walk through this area. Museum and talk about Guillotines

Location

Activity location

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    Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris
    • 6 Parvis Notre-Dame, Place Jean-Paul II
    • 75004, Paris, France

Meeting/Redemption Point

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    1 Pl. Saint-Michel
    • 1 Place Saint-Michel
    • 75005, Paris, Île-de-France, France

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