Dump in Paradise!
No words can describe how genuinely bad this resort is. Actually I wouldn’t call it a resort, I would call it a floating rubbish dump. Expedia describes this “dump” as a luxury island with fantastic facilities in paradise. Yes the surrounding ocean is beautiful, but that’s where it all stops. For close to $500 Australian a night you would expect some basic amenities and facilities, what we got was a hahahaha, massive joke! Why you ask? Here’s why;
- Disgusting unclean rooms and facilities.
-Power that cuts in and out throughout the day as someone turns the generator switch back on every hour.
-A toilet that has not been cleaned in 7 years with remains to prove it.
-An aircon, or so we thought. It had no remote and was set on 24. Although it acted more as a heater so we turned it off at the wall.
-Apparently 4 restaurants to pick from. We only seen one area you could describe as a restaurant. Although it severed a hefty $50 Australian buffet that consisted of bolognaise, sausages and bread rolls each night. The bread rolls were good tho, I give them a 5 for that!
-A green swimming pool that I wouldn’t go near.
-Run down and broken facilities and equipment. It should not be standing!
-Wifi. Well apparently you get wifi but it works only In the dining area and it runs occasionally at 1984 speeds if at all.
-You order 5 times to get that drink you ordered the 1st time, and it’s still not what you ordered!
-1 towel for 4 days. That doesn’t dry.