NO IAN DAMAGES, a cozy house in Naples Park, invites you to unwind in its screened porch with seating area and yard. Enjoy the comforts of home with a fully-equipped kitchen and bikes at your disposal. Located just 1.2 miles from famous Naples white sandy beach, this charming 2-bedroom retreat offers ROKU smart TV, WIFI, and a private doggie area.
Reviews
9.09.0 out of 10
Wonderful
Entire home
2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 565 sq m
Popular amenities
Spa pool
Kitchen
Washing machine
Dryer
Pet-friendly
Free Wi-Fi
The current price is NZ$831
NZ$831
includes taxes & fees
23 Mar - 24 Mar
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About this property
Entire place
You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
5 O'Clock Somewhere getaway-Walk/Bike to Beach,Shops ,Fenced private doggie area
NO IAN DAMAGES-Cozy house in Naples Park. Only 1.2 mile walk to famous Naples white sandy beach. A.C. IN ALL BEDROOMS! kitchen with all necessities. Safe and quiet area of Naples Sleeps 5. Fenced private doggie area. Comfortable Queen size beds. Get away from the cold and stay in this recently updated twin home that includes a screened porch with seating area, yard, bikes, ROKU smart TV and WIFI. Mercato new shopping area, movie, Wholefoods Market and restaurants less than 1 mile away!
Sit down and relax after spending a day exploring Naples, fishing at the Pier or laying at the beach. Charming 2 bedroom 1 bathroom beach home that is cooled with a through the wall ac unit in the living room. Bedroom one is furnished with a queen size bed in one bedroom and bunk beds in the other with queen size bed on the bottom and a twin on top. Bathroom with towels and essentials. Also you will save money with the convenience of making your own meals. We offer WIFI, Roku smart TV, and a comfy couch for TV watching Perfect place for a mini romantic getaway, family trip or a vacation by yourself. The neighborhood is really safe and quiet.
Guests will have access to bikes, lawn chairs, washer, dryer Free high speed internet Guests have access to everything in the house; it's all there for you! A.C. ALL BEDROOMS
Make sure you make time to watch the sunset at the beach and check out Food and Thought for healthy food and snacks! Old Naples is a must see as well. Dolphins are usually swimming at the beach 1-2 hours before sunset!
I will only interact with guests if needed as I want to respect their privacy. However I still need to do maintenance on the property so depending on the length of stay I may need to mow the lawn or access the shed. Highly responsive to email or text. I will be in Austin, Texas on my ranch :) but you can reach me anytime!
*ADDITIONAL PET FEE MAY APPLY, PLEASE CONTACT HOST IF YOU ARE BRINGING A PET-Fenced private doggie area
Property amenities
Beach
Beach nearby
Beach loungers
Beach towels
Pool/Spa
Hot tub
Internet
Available in the house: Free WiFi
Parking and transport
Car recommended
Parking on site
Kitchen
Blender
Coffee/tea maker
Cookware, dishware, and utensils
Dishwasher
Electric kettle
Hob
Microwave
Oven
Paper towels
Refrigerator
Spices
Toaster
Dining
Dining table
Bedrooms
2 bedrooms
Bedsheets provided
Bathroom
1 bathroom
Bathtub or shower
Hair dryer
Shampoo
Soap
Toilet paper
Towels provided
Living spaces
Dining table
Living room
Entertainment
Books
Smart TV with cable channels
Outdoor areas
Barbecue grill
Garden
Patio
Yard
Laundry
Laundry facilities
Washer/dryer
Comfort
Air conditioning
Heating
Pets
Pet friendly
Up to 23 kg per pet
Suitability/Accessibility
Smoke-free property
Services and conveniences
Iron/ironing board
Location highlights
Near a zoo
Near the marina
Near the ocean
Things to do
Bicycles
Optional golf privileges
Birdwatching nearby
Cycling nearby
Fishing nearby
Golfing nearby
Jet skiing nearby
Scuba diving nearby
Snorkelling nearby
Swimming nearby
Safety features
Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Pets
Pets are allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
1 total (up to 23 kg per pet)
Restrictions apply; for more information contact the property on the number on the booking confirmation
Children and extra beds
Children are welcome
Events
No events allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a deadlock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
We should mention
A car is recommended for transport to and from this property
About the area
Located near the beach, this holiday home is in Naples Park, a neighbourhood in Naples. Fifth Avenue South and Coconut Point Mall are worth checking out if shopping is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Vanderbilt Beach and Bonita Springs Public Beach. Philharmonic Center for the Arts and Sun N Fun Lagoon are also worth visiting. Discover the area's water adventures with jet skiing, scuba diving and snorkelling nearby, or enjoy the great outdoors with cycling. Visit our Naples travel guide
Is 5 O'Clock Somewhere getaway-Walk/Bike to Beach,Shops ,Fenced private doggie area pet-friendly?
Yes, this property allows pets (limit 1 total) with a maximum weight of up to 23 kg per pet. Some restrictions may apply, so please contact the property for more details.
How much does it cost to stay at 5 O'Clock Somewhere getaway-Walk/Bike to Beach,Shops ,Fenced private doggie area?
As of 15 Mar 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at 5 O'Clock Somewhere getaway-Walk/Bike to Beach,Shops ,Fenced private doggie area on 23 Mar 2026 start from NZ$831, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
How much is parking at 5 O'Clock Somewhere getaway-Walk/Bike to Beach,Shops ,Fenced private doggie area?
On-site parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at 5 O'Clock Somewhere getaway-Walk/Bike to Beach,Shops ,Fenced private doggie area?
Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.
What time is check-out at 5 O'Clock Somewhere getaway-Walk/Bike to Beach,Shops ,Fenced private doggie area?
Checkout is at 11:00 AM.
Where is 5 O'Clock Somewhere getaway-Walk/Bike to Beach,Shops ,Fenced private doggie area located?
Located in Naples Park, this holiday home is within 1 mile (2 km) of Mercato and Silverspot Cinema. Pelican Bay Community Park and Vanderbilt Beach are also within 2 miles (3 km).
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5 O'Clock Somewhere getaway-Walk/Bike to Beach,Shops ,Fenced private doggie area Reviews
Reviews
Wonderful
All reviews shown are from real guest experiences. Only travellers who have booked a stay with us can submit a review. We verify reviews according to our guidelines and publish all reviews, positive or negative.
We flew down from Arkansas to see the Grant Thornton Invitational golf tournament that included stars from the LPGA and the PGA. We loved the event and were only a few miles away. We enjoyed some GREAT Italian food, a nice trip to the beach which was also very close, and some cruising. It was a memorable stay!
The property was clean, had all you need minus food lol.
This location was across the street from cemetery, isn't bad if you don't mind being around a cemetery. I slept good nice and quite, neighbors didn't make noise. Backyard was well kept. I would stay again. Awesome communication with host via VRBO app.
Mary A.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022
10/10 Excellent
Lori H., Concord
5 Mar 2018
Weekend getaway with a friend
We arrived on Thursday morning and were allowed to leave the car, quickly change our clothes and head to the beach before check-in at 4pm. THANK YOU!!!! Although we did not plan appropriately for our walk to the beach, the neighborhood is very quiet and the beach was nice. The townhouse is just as pictured and VERY well kept.
This property was just as described online. It was pretty and clean and in a safe neighborhood. Check in was very easy. The host is very quick to respond. We had everything we needed in the house. We had no problems with any appliances. This is the perfect place for around 4 guests. All at a great price, too.
Overall a good location for what we planned. Some disappointments with items that were asked about prior (mentioned in a previous review) to our booking. Batteries out in fan remote (only light for room). Filter on fridge wasn't changed so icemaker would not work, master bedroom had no rod to hang clothes (mounts there but no rod).
Not up to expectation for the price…..
Remote controlled lights/fans came on by themselves _ numerous times in the middle of the night, didn’t stay on when turned on, wouldn’t stay off when turned off, etc. Very aggravating!,
Battery dead in one of the light/fan remotes.
No shelving or hang rods in master closet
4 miserable forks & no table knives in kitchen.
Deadbolt on door did not work
Kitchen light bulbs were burned out (we replaced)
Carolyn E.
Stayed 5 nights in Mar 2023
4/10 Poor
Kelsey B.
27 Jun 2022
Liked: Check-in, location
Disliked: Cleanliness, listing accuracy
Misleading Property
The pictures of the rental looked like it would be a good place to stay. With a rating of 4.7 stars and being a premier host I was confident in my decision to stay in this rental. Unfortunately, we arrived at the location and the front door was wide open, we gather to try and get out the musty, mildew, fish smell that was inside. The AC window unit in the living room looked newer than the at least 10 year old window units in the bedrooms. It was also 83 degrees in the home when we arrived due to the door being wide open. The window units in the bedroom looked like the insides haven’t been cleaned in a long time and it looked like there may have been mold/dust in them. My mother and I have Asthma, so we could not stay at the rental for fear of getting sick.
Other than those issues the place was clean and had new kitchen appliances. Also if you happen to have back problems I would recommend booking another place because the beds were also very old and the couch was completely broken. We booked a hotel and just ate the cost so we could have a comfortable place to sleep. Not, not recommending but just know what you are booking. The reviews were misleading.
Kelsey B.
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2022
4/10 Poor
bob C.
11 Mar 2021
Liked: Check-in, communication
Needs serious attention
First impression was not good as you will need a 10 digit code to enter the apartment every time without the option to unlock the door or use a key. The apartment was generally clean but very run down:
-The couch in the living room was uncomfortable and you could feel the coils. You will not want to watch TV here.
-The bathroom had no hot water in the sink and only luke warm water in the shower.
- the shelving in the medicine cabinet was broken and there's no place to store your toiletries.
- The shelving in the master bedroom closet was broken making it difficult to store clothes
- The end table in the master bedroom was chewed up and looks horrible, revealing the particle board furniture.
- We had an issue with pests, making me wonder about the overall cleanliness of this place.
On a positive note the owner was responsive and quickly refunded us due to our dissatisfaction. With a few thousand dollar investment this place could be brought back to life, but in its current condition and for the price there are far superior accommodations.
Came to the area for a Conference and I am grateful I found this place. The owner was accompanying and the place was very clean. Regretfully, we didn't get a chance to ride the bikes.... next time. Great location. Close to Tader Joe's and Dunkin Donuts for our morning coffee.
Nice quiet place to stay. A no fuss check-in, stay, check-out.
Chaunhi V.
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2022
10/10 Excellent
Ana
1 Jun 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
It was out first time in Naples and we loved the area. Everyone was very sweet and we felt safe. I would definitely come back again and recommend this place to my friends and family.
Ana
Stayed 1 night in May 2022
8/10 Good
Roman
31 May 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Good place, clean although I have something to say about the bathroom... the bathtub is thick and for me it is not pleasant just like the sink the water stays while you are using it
Perfect location to get to the beach, shopping and restaurants! Property was neat , clean and had all necessary supplies! Just what we needed for a quick visit with family!
The property was only a mile from the beach and we rode the bike provided which was a wonderful perk to have . The restaurant and shopping at Mercato place were incredible and also in walking distant. The house is very very small . The kitchen supplies were great . My only complaint was the furniture in the living room . The couch desperately needs replaced as do the mattresses in the bedrooms.:very uncomfortable and very worn . The beach towels and baths towels were great!! I would stay here again for sure
The house was easy to find, very clean and very well stocked with kitchen equipment, beach accessories, and we enjoyed the use of the bikes. The only down fall was the neighbors next door played their music loudly for multiple hours at a time.